TABLE OF CONTENTS
Prologue
PART I
1. The Gay Awards 2. The Party 3. The Seduction 4. The Comedown 5. Contact 6. Dog Person 7. Who Is They? 8. Cock-Blocked by Gary Johnson 9. The Foxes 10. Poetry
PART II
11. Who Killed JonBenet Ramsey? 12. “Fuck You” Girl
