TABLE OF CONTENTS
Prologue
PART I
1. The Gay Awards 2. The Party 3. The Seduction 4. The Comedown 5. Contact 6. Dog Person 7. Who Is They? 8. Cock-Blocked by Gary Johnson 9. The Foxes 10. Poetry
PART II
11. Who Killed JonBenet Ramsey? 12. “Fuck You” Girl 13. Honesty 14. Bad Art 15. Gestalt 16. Bear Week
Wait…”Miss Big Lesbian”??? Is that actually a thing? What is it judged on? And who does the judging?
As the winner of Miss Tiny Dyke 2017 I can tell you… this is not a thing
Nope. I refuse to accept that. I will let myself live under the delusion that both are real awards.
I would never rob a man of his dreams
That…doesn’t sound true…
Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *
*NAME
*EMAIL — Get a Gravatar
Website URL
Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.
Wait…”Miss Big Lesbian”??? Is that actually a thing? What is it judged on? And who does the judging?
As the winner of Miss Tiny Dyke 2017 I can tell you… this is not a thing
Nope. I refuse to accept that. I will let myself live under the delusion that both are real awards.
I would never rob a man of his dreams
That…doesn’t sound true…