TABLE OF CONTENTS
Prologue
PART I
1. The Gay Awards 2. The Party 3. The Seduction 4. The Comedown 5. Contact 6. Dog Person 7. Who Is They? 8. Cock-Blocked by Gary Johnson 9. The Foxes 10. Poetry
PART II
11. Who Killed JonBenet Ramsey? 12. “Fuck You” Girl
Wait…”Miss Big Lesbian”??? Is that actually a thing? What is it judged on? And who does the judging?
As the winner of Miss Tiny Dyke 2017 I can tell you… this is not a thing
Nope. I refuse to accept that. I will let myself live under the delusion that both are real awards.
I would never rob a man of his dreams
That…doesn’t sound true…
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Wait…”Miss Big Lesbian”??? Is that actually a thing? What is it judged on? And who does the judging?
As the winner of Miss Tiny Dyke 2017 I can tell you… this is not a thing
Nope. I refuse to accept that. I will let myself live under the delusion that both are real awards.
I would never rob a man of his dreams
That…doesn’t sound true…